Sunday, September 29, 2013

The Target--A Second Look

I received a comment from the web-ed of the Chicago Spanking Review about my last post, which I called, "The Target".  He pointed out that it looked a lot like a recreation of a drawing done by pin-up artist Gil Elvgren.  He was also nice enough to send a copy of the drawing along.

First, here's the photo I used.  I had cropped it a bit for the previous post, but here it is in full:

Next, here's the pin-up postcard by Elvgren, titled Near Miss:

What do you think?  To me, with the exception of the positioning of the right arm, I'd have to say that the web-ed has a keen eye (not to mention a keen memory) and is right on the money....

Thursday, September 26, 2013

The Target

Based on the accuracy of his last shot and the fact that he had just detached the strap from his quiver, doubled it over, and was now approaching--it suddenly dawned on Marion that her backside was about to become the "target for tonight".....

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week

I had to go "archive diving" to come up with the candidate for this version of Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week.  Still, I can't think of a better, lovelier, nicer ambassador for This Thing We Do, and that makes her the logical choice for this week, next week, any week and every week.

Is it an old picture?  Yes.  Does that matter?  No.  Not when the Spankable Bottom Of The Week belongs to Jennifer Brooks.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Are We Having Fun Yet?

Do you have the feeling one of these ladies is having more fun than the other one?

Oh, good.  It's not just my imagination, then.....

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Getting Down To Business

She looks like she means business --

So does he --

For more spanking business (and undoubtedly some bratty monkey business), head on over to Firm Hand Spanking.  Take the tour.  You might even consider becoming a member.

(All photos courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking.  Go visit them at

Friday, September 6, 2013

Photo Caption Fun

"He watched us get our bare bottoms spanked yesterday.  You bet I'm going to just stand here and enjoy this!"

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Fifty Shades Of....Who?

The casting for the lead roles in the Fifty Shades Of Grey has finally been done.  And if you think the recent casting of Ben Affleck as Batman in the next Superman movie caused a furor, you ain't seen nothing yet!  Here are the stars::

In the lead role of Christian Grey--actor Charlie Hunnam (Sons of Anarchy, Pacific Rim)

And cast as Anastasia--actress Dakota Johnson.  Dakota is the daughter of actors Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.

Here's 5 things we know for sure about the 50 Shades movie:

1.  The movie will be out Aug. 1, 2014.  That seems to be set in stone for some reason.

2.  The people in charge sort of knew all along that whoever was cast as Christian Grey, people were going to be disappointed.

3.  Even though the casting of Dakota Johnson was announced first, in actuality the actor portraying Christian Grey was going to be the first role cast, and then a decision would be made as to who would play Anastasia.  The chemistry between the two actors was what would be important--it had to be perfect and explosive.

4.  Everybody (the studios, the producers, E. L. James) was monitoring the Internet chatter about the movie and who the fans thought should be cast.  (For that matter, the Internet chatter if probably still being monitored....)

5.  There are currently NO plans for movies based on the second or third book.  (Perhaps the script for this movie will cover all three....?)

Number 2, above, proved to be particularly prophetic,  Just like the casting of Ben Affleck as Batman, fans immediately started a petition against the casting of Charlie Hunnam as Christian Grey.  Apparently they couldn't see past the scruffy, dirty looking character he portrays on Sons of Anarchy.  People should relax and look past that show's publicity photos.  I think Mr. Hunnam is going to clean up nicely for the Grey role.

And--pretty much as the petition to replace Ben Affleck--I think it's a safe bet that the petition against Charlie Hunnam will be totally ignored....

Wednesday, September 4, 2013


In the video for their song, Shots, LMFAO (Party Rock, Sexy and I Know It) has a little bit of a spanking.  And I do mean, "a little bit"--as in, "one small smack".  As in, "Blink and you'll miss it".

At the very, very end of the video, Redfoo and SkyBlu are surrounded by the others in the video.  Many of them are girls in bikinis, dancing up a storm.  Redfoo suddenly reaches over to his right, grabs one of the bikini-clad ladies, and pulls her over his lap and gives her bottom a small smack.  It's not done in one continuous shot--like in a lot of music videos, there are a lot of jump cuts, lasting a couple of seconds at best.  That's how it looks here--grabbing her is one shot, then a cut to the bottom pat in the next.

It's so quick, and so short, I wasn't even sure if I wanted to mention it here.  But hey, even if it is just a brief one-whacker, I'd like to let you know about it.  You can decide for yourself if you want to try and run it down for viewing.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Radio Spanko--A Brief Re-visit

Usually when I hear talk of spanking on the radio, it's coming from the "Lori and Julia show" on FM 107.1 here in Minnesota.  This time I caught a very brief mention from a different program, the "Jason and Alexis" show, which is the station's early morning program.

I sometimes think Alexis's mind works on a different level from everyone else's.  I think she blurts out the first thoughts that come to her mind, sometimes, which can have hilarious results.  She's also very tender-hearted, often trying to put a good spin on a not-so-good story.  She's very open and honest, which has led to her letting us know of her fondness for granny panties (full coverage and comfortable) and, when speaking of her childhood, she confesses that "I earned every spanking I ever got!"

Last week, during a segment on animals, they started tossing around the question of, "If you could have one animal attribute, what would you choose?"  The producer of the show, Marley, chose flying, I believe.  Jason, for some reason, said that he would like to have a beaver tail!  Marley asked him why and, for that matter, what did beavers even use them for?  Jason brought up the fact that, in building their dams, they could use the flat tails to pat down the mud holding the dam together.

At which point Alexis, who was clearly thinking of other uses for those flat beaver tails, broke in under the conversation and said, "Imagine those spankings!  That would be nasty!"

Much to my surprise, neither Jason or Marley picked up on what she said, or commented on it.

I heard it, though..... :-)